Q: What’s the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell but they can’t eat.
Q. What does a guy think taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight?
A: Same shit different day.
Q: What do Oreos and women have in common?
A: I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.
Q: When are rape and shoplifting is considered similar?
A: When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission.
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip-off.
Q: Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
A: Never mind. You’ll never get it!
Q: Why couldn’t they close the casket of one New Yorker?
A: Because he died of a Viagra overdose.
Q: What is the biggest mistake that your parents ever did?
Q: What do oral sex with an ugly woman and rock climbing have in common?
A: They‘re both more enjoyable until you look down.
Q: Why did the butcher go to the hospital?
A: He cut the wrong sausage.
Q: What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A: A job still sucks.
Q: Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A: Because they have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why should you never hold in your farts?
A: Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.
Q: Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?
A: Because her blonde husband took belly button for a pussy.
Q: What’s the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?
A: 5 minutes of silence.
Q: How do you know you have a high sperm count?
A: Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Q: How are gay people like mice?
A: They both hate pussies.
Q: Why don’t little girls fart?
A: They don’t get assholes till they’re married.
Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them without any problem for life.