Q: What’s worse than ants in your pants?
A: Your uncle in your pants.
Q: What’s the difference between a Priest and a zit
A: The zit waits till you hit puberty to come on your face.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
A: One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine, the other got assassinated.
Q: Why did the girlfriend accuse her boyfriend of putting words in her mouth?
A: Because the man had a tattoo of his girlfriend’s name on his penis.
Q: What is something in the air that leaves pregnant women?
A: Their feet!
Q: What do you call roosters in the circus?
A: Swinging Cocks
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: Because the sperm still enjoy the view even though they can’t enter.
Q: What do men and escalators have in common?
A: They’re both more fun to go down on.
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your pet store?
A: No matter how much time goes by, your pet store will always give you pussy!
Q: Why do sperms hate alphabets?
A: a-abortion, b-birth control, c-condom & d-darkness……..
Q: What’re the similarities between a Lamborghini and a boner??
A: Both get a ride only when you have lots of money.
Q: What’s the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
A: A Divorce.
Q: Why don’t rednecks do reverse cowgirl?
A: Because you never turn your back on family.
Q: What do you call a southern prostitute who fell in a hole?
A: A Ho-down.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent penis?
A: Fucks Funny.
Q: What do you call a slut on her period?
A: Thot on the dot.
Q: What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies & a high school girls track team?
A: One of them is a bunch of cunning little runts.
Q: Why didn’t the woman jack off her husband?
A: She doesn’t play with her food!
Q: What’s brown and hides in the attic?
A: The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.
Q: What does it mean If a white guy’s baby is black?
A: Means it didn’t come from his sack