300 Short Dirty Jokes

Joke 281

Q: What’s worse than ants in your pants?

A: Your uncle in your pants.

Joke 282

Q: What’s the difference between a Priest and a zit

A: The zit waits till you hit puberty to come on your face.

Joke 283

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

A: One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine, the other got assassinated.

Joke 284

Q: Why did the girlfriend accuse her boyfriend of putting words in her mouth?

A: Because the man had a tattoo of his girlfriend’s name on his penis.

Joke 285

Q: What is something in the air that leaves pregnant women?

A: Their feet!

Joke 286

Q: What do you call roosters in the circus?

A: Swinging Cocks

Joke 287

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: Because the sperm still enjoy the view even though they can’t enter.

Joke 288

Q: What do men and escalators have in common?

A: They’re both more fun to go down on.

Joke 289

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your pet store?

A: No matter how much time goes by, your pet store will always give you pussy!

Joke 290

Q: Why do sperms hate alphabets?

A: a-abortion, b-birth control, c-condom & d-darkness……..

Joke 291

Q: What’re the similarities between a Lamborghini and a boner??

A: Both get a ride only when you have lots of money.

Joke 292

Q: What’s the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?

A: A Divorce.

Joke 293

Q: Why don’t rednecks do reverse cowgirl?

A: Because you never turn your back on family.

Joke 294

Q: What do you call a southern prostitute who fell in a hole?

A: A Ho-down.

Joke 295

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent penis?

A: Fucks Funny.

Joke 296

Q: What do you call a slut on her period?

A: Thot on the dot.

Joke 297

Q: What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies & a high school girls track team?

A: One of them is a bunch of cunning little runts.

Joke 298

Q: Why didn’t the woman jack off her husband?

A: She doesn’t play with her food!

Joke 299

Q: What’s brown and hides in the attic?

A: The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.

Joke 300

Q: What does it mean If a white guy’s baby is black?

A: Means it didn’t come from his sack

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