Q: How are Pedophiles’ dicks like an amusement park?
A: Because kids ride for free.
Q: If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it, what is he called?
A: Gay, definitely gay.
Q: What do I like in a girl?
A: My penis.
Q: Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died (come – cum)
Q: Why do Catholic priests make good blackjack dealers?
A: They’ll hit anything under 17.
Q: Did you know that pigeons die while having sex?
A: Maybe not all, but the ones I fucked did.
Q: Why paedophiles cause fewer car accidents?
A: Because they slow down when passing by schools.
Q: What’s the truth about Anal Rapists?
A: Anal rapists are fucking assholes.
Q: Which makes a better hooker – a city girl or a farmer’s daughter?
A: Definitely the farmer’s daughter, she knows a lot about raising cocks.
Q: What’s the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?
A: Ones a snack cracker, the others a crack snacker.
Q: Why was he emotionally constipated?
A: Because he hadn’t given a shit in days.
Q: Why would you never fuck a girl in her ear?
A: Because she could hear you coming.
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Q: What’s the most difficult decision for a prisoner?
A: When he is taking a bath and his soap falls, should he pick up or quit bathing……
Q: Why did the semen cross the road?
A: I wore the wrong socks today.
Q: What do Cinderella and catholic priests have in common?
A: Both like balls but only before 12.
Q: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologise and wipe it off!
Q: What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A: A Redneck Virgin.
Q: What’s the difference between a baby and a prostitute?
A: “I don’t know”, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”