300 Short Dirty Jokes

Joke 221

Q: How are Pedophiles’ dicks like an amusement park?

A: Because kids ride for free.

Joke 222

Q: If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it, what is he called?

A: Gay, definitely gay.

Joke 223

Q: What do I like in a girl?

A: My penis.

Joke 224

Q: Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

A: His wife died (come – cum)

Joke 225

Q: Why do Catholic priests make good blackjack dealers?

A: They’ll hit anything under 17.

Joke 226

Q: Did you know that pigeons die while having sex?

A: Maybe not all, but the ones I fucked did.

Joke 227

Q: Why paedophiles cause fewer car accidents?

A: Because they slow down when passing by schools.

Joke 228

Q: What’s the truth about Anal Rapists?

A: Anal rapists are fucking assholes.

Joke 229

Q: Which makes a better hooker – a city girl or a farmer’s daughter?

A: Definitely the farmer’s daughter, she knows a lot about raising cocks.

Joke 230

Q: What’s the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?

A: Ones a snack cracker, the others a crack snacker.

Joke 231

Q: Why was he emotionally constipated?

A: Because he hadn’t given a shit in days.

Joke 232

Q: Why would you never fuck a girl in her ear?

A: Because she could hear you coming.

Joke 233

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?

A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Joke 234

Q: What’s the most difficult decision for a prisoner?

A: When he is taking a bath and his soap falls, should he pick up or quit bathing……

Joke 235

Q: Why did the semen cross the road?

A: I wore the wrong socks today.

Joke 236

Q: What do Cinderella and catholic priests have in common?

A: Both like balls but only before 12.

Joke 237

Q: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

Joke 238

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant?

A: Apologise and wipe it off!

Joke 239

Q: What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A: A Redneck Virgin.

Joke 240

Q: What’s the difference between a baby and a prostitute?

A: “I don’t know”, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

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