Q: Why do midgets hate crowded elevators?
A: Because crowded elevators smell different.
Q: What did one gay sperm cell say to the other gay sperm cell?
A: We are a bunch of wrong men for the right job.
Q: What’s the difference between a microwave and anal sex?
A: In anal sex, you can brown your meat without cooking it.
Q: Why did the ketchup blush?
A: He saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you have when you’ve got two nuts on your wall?
Q: What’s long, stiff and goes in and out and admired by many women?
A: A Lipstick!
Q: How is sex is a bit like math?
A: Because you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.
Q: Why wasn’t a boyfriend happy when his girlfriend said: “I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?”
A: Because the drain is clogged again.
Q: What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?
A: A lip reader.
Q: Why do you wish your woman to be like coffee?
A: Because it’s better when they are hot, wet and filled with cream.
Q: Why is True Love like a Fart?
A: Because if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
Q: What do vaginas and the weather have in common?
A: When it’s wet you should go inside.
Q: What do you call a fat girl with a rape wish?
Q: Who was the greatest prostitute in history?
A: Mrs Packman, for 25 cents she’d swallow balls until she died.
Q: How are fat chicks and scooters alike?
A: They’re fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
Q: How can you tell if you are at a gay BBQ.
A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Q: Why do doctors smack newborn babies on the ass?
A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.
Q: Why did the condom fly across the room during sex?
A: It was pissed off.
Q: What did one gay astronaut say to the other gay astronaut?
A: I want to visit Uranus. (Ur-anus)
Q: What’s the difference between a dead hooker and most of the jokes on this website – funnyjokes123.com?
A: The dead hooker doesn’t suck anymore.