300 Short Dirty Jokes

Joke 181

Q: Why didn’t he get a job at BBC?

A: Because when asked “Can you tell full from of our company”, he told “Big Black Cock” instead of “British Broadcasting Corporation”.

Joke 182

Q: Why did Miss Piggy get kicked out of the toy box?

A: She was caught riding Pinocchios face saying,” lie, mother fucker, lie.”

Joke 183

Q: What’s the difference between getting divorced and getting circumcised?

A: When you get divorced, you get rid of the entire prick!

Joke 184

Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hair dryer?

A: A prostitute will continue to blow even while turned off!

Joke 185

Q: Why is a hog better than a man?

A: Because a hog won’t hang around some shitty bar all night trying to fuck some pig.

Joke 186

Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? 

A: It runs in your genes!

Joke 187

Q: What kind of bees make milk?

A: Boo-bees.

Joke 188

Q: What’s the difference between French Kiss and Australian Kiss?

A: Australian kiss is like a French kiss, but down under.

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Joke 190

Q: Why did he think his girl a part of a Ponzi scheme?

A: Because something smells fishy.

Joke 191

Q: What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster?

A: A cock that stays up all night.

Joke 192

Q: What Do You Call a 13-Year-Old Virgin In Alabama?

A: Someone who can outrun all of her relatives.

Joke 193

Q: What do you call dry cum?

A: Sement.

Joke 194

Q: What is the definition of suspicion?

A: A nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.

Joke 195

Q: Why did his girlfriend left him when asked: “how many women have you slept with?”

A: Because he answered, “Just you honey, with all the other women I fucked while I was awake”.

Joke 196

Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?

A: If only half the congregation is kneeling.

Joke 197

Q: How can you be sure that the best friend of your girlfriend is gay?

A: If he agrees to suck your cock.

Joke 198

Q: What do a penis and a lollipop have in a common?

A: Both are fun to suck, but embarrassing to be seen doing so in public.

Joke 199

Q: What’s the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath.

A: Ones got a hope in her soul while the others got soap in her hole.

Joke 200

Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a girl?

A: The mosquito stops sucking once you hit it.

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