Q: Why didn’t he get a job at BBC?
A: Because when asked “Can you tell full from of our company”, he told “Big Black Cock” instead of “British Broadcasting Corporation”.
Q: Why did Miss Piggy get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She was caught riding Pinocchios face saying,” lie, mother fucker, lie.”
Q: What’s the difference between getting divorced and getting circumcised?
A: When you get divorced, you get rid of the entire prick!
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hair dryer?
A: A prostitute will continue to blow even while turned off!
Q: Why is a hog better than a man?
A: Because a hog won’t hang around some shitty bar all night trying to fuck some pig.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes!
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
Q: What’s the difference between French Kiss and Australian Kiss?
A: Australian kiss is like a French kiss, but down under.
Q: Why did he think his girl a part of a Ponzi scheme?
A: Because something smells fishy.
Q: What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What Do You Call a 13-Year-Old Virgin In Alabama?
A: Someone who can outrun all of her relatives.
Q: What do you call dry cum?
Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.
Q: Why did his girlfriend left him when asked: “how many women have you slept with?”
A: Because he answered, “Just you honey, with all the other women I fucked while I was awake”.
Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
A: If only half the congregation is kneeling.
Q: How can you be sure that the best friend of your girlfriend is gay?
A: If he agrees to suck your cock.
Q: What do a penis and a lollipop have in a common?
A: Both are fun to suck, but embarrassing to be seen doing so in public.
Q: What’s the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath.
A: Ones got a hope in her soul while the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a girl?
A: The mosquito stops sucking once you hit it.