200 Best Clean Jokes

Joke 176

Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?

A: A spell-ing test!

Joke 177

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

Joke 178

Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?

A: Clean Jokes!

Joke 179

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Joke 180

Q: How do you get your husband’s face so lit up?

A: Give him a refrigerator as a gift and ask to open.

Joke 181

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.

Joke 182

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeño business!

Joke 183

Q: What’s the first bet that most people make in their lives?

A: The alpha bet

Joke 184

Q: Why do fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Joke 185

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A: A Bed

Joke 186

Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?

A: It was a vicious cycle.

Joke 187

Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: You can roast beef, but you can’t pea soup!

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Joke 188

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A. Milk and quackers!

Joke 189

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Joke 190

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

Joke 191

Q: What do you call leftover aliens?

A: Extra Terrestrials.

Joke 192

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Joke 193

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

Joke 194

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Joke 195

Q: What’s taken before you get it?

A: Your picture.

Joke 196

Q: Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary?

A: Because it runs through your jeans. 

Joke 197

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?

A: I kneed you.

Joke 198

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Joke 199

Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

A: Urgent Tina

Joke 200

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

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