Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: How do you get your husband’s face so lit up?
A: Give him a refrigerator as a gift and ask to open.
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!
Q: What’s the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: The alpha bet
Q: Why do fish live in saltwater?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?
A: It was a vicious cycle.
Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef, but you can’t pea soup!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.
Q: What do you call leftover aliens?
A: Extra Terrestrials.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q: What’s taken before you get it?
A: Your picture.
Q: Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Because it runs through your jeans.
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!