Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second-hand shop.
Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it’s sitting in the AC.
Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch-dogs.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
Q: Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks.
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Q: How do you find out that your neighbours are nice?
A: If they don’t put a password on their wifi.
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.
Q: What do you call a girl who’s just come back from the beach?
Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I’m still working on it.
Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Q: What’s the easiest way to get straight As?
A: Use a ruler.
Q: What did the tailor think of her new job?
A: It was sew-sew.
Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
Q: Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many Cheetahs!
Q: Where does the General keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!
Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon!
Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was hit by the Zamboni.
Q: How does NASA organize a party?
A: They planet.