200 Best Clean Jokes

Joke 126

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

Joke 127

Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second-hand shop.

Joke 128

Q: Why is the letter B very cool?

A: Because it’s sitting in the AC.

Joke 129

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

A: Because they were watch-dogs.

Joke 130

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Joke 131

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?

A: Because they have their own scales.

Joke 132

Q: Why is a river rich? 

A: Because it has two banks.

Joke 133

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.

Joke 134

Q: How do you find out that your neighbours are nice?

A: If they don’t put a password on their wifi.

Joke 135

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: Same middle name.

Joke 136

Q: What do you call a girl who’s just come back from the beach?

A: Sandy.

Joke 137

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?

A: Never mind, I’m still working on it.

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Joke 138

Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

A: Because of his coffin.

Joke 139

Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Joke 140

Q: What’s the easiest way to get straight As? 

A: Use a ruler.

Joke 141

Q: What did the tailor think of her new job?

A: It was sew-sew.

Joke 142

Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?

A: NV.

Joke 143

Q: Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many Cheetahs!

Joke 144

Q: Where does the General keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

Joke 145

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?

A: When you’re eating a watermelon!

Joke 146

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?

A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Joke 147

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Joke 148

Q: What bow can’t be tied? 

A: A rainbow!

Joke 149

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was hit by the Zamboni.

Joke 150

Q: How does NASA organize a party?

A: They planet.

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