200 Best Clean Jokes

Joke 76

Q: Did you hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?

A: Don’t worry he’s “ALRIGHT” now!

Joke 77

Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Joke 78

Q: Why was six scared of seven?

A: Because seven “ate” nine.

Joke 79

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.

Joke 80

Q: Why is your computer freezing? 

A: Because you left your windows open. 

Joke 81

Q: Where do typists go to get a drink? 

A: The Space Bar. 

Joke 82

Q: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? 

A: Because there was no chemistry. 

Joke 83

Q: Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? 

A: Because the roads weren’t invented yet. 

Joke 84

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”

Joke 85

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?

A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

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Joke 86

Q: Why are frogs afraid to be in cars? 

A: Because they are afraid of snakes. (Windshield vipers)

Joke 87

Q: Why did the fish blush?

A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

Joke 88

Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter “m.”

Joke 89

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Joke 90

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Joke 91

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Joke 92

Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?

A: Because they know all the short cuts!

Joke 93

Q: Why did the painting go to jail?

A: It was framed.

Joke 94

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

A: Envelope.

Joke 95

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

Joke 96

Q: Why are ghosts, such good cheerleaders?

A: Because they have a lot of spirits!

Joke 97

Q: Why did one great engineer of train company quit? 

A: Because he has to keep track of everything. 

Joke 98

Q: Why was the energizer bunny arrested?
A: On a charge of a battery.

Joke 99

Q Why does a man opens the car door for his wife?

A: Reason #1 – The Car is new. Reason #2 – His Wife is new.

Joke 100

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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