200 Best Clean Jokes

Joke 51

Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Joke 52

Q: Why don’t actors deserve a pay-raise? 

A: Because they only play. 

Joke 53

Q: Why did she change her iPhone account name to Titanic? 

A: Because it wasn’t syncing. 

Joke 54

Q: “Dad, how do I look?” 

A: With Your Eyes”. 

Joke 55

Q: What shoes do linguists wear? 

A: Converse. 

Joke 56

Q: “Dad, your glass of juice is empty. Do you want another one?” 

A: “Why would I want two empty glasses?” 

Joke 57

Q: What did a beautiful blonde say to the banker who keeps on hitting her? 

A: Better leave me a loan. 

Joke 58

Q: Why is a math teacher never happy? 

A: Because he has a lot of problems to solve. 

Joke 59

Q: Why you should never tell a chemistry joke? 

A: Because you might get a reaction. 

Joke 60

Q: What part of a car is always exhausted? 

A: The wheels. They are always tired. 

Joke 61

Q: How do trees access the internet? 

A: They log on. 

Joke 62

Q: What’s the longest word in the English language? 

A: “Smiles,” because there is a mile between the first and last letters. 

Joke 63

Q: What birds are found in Portugal? 

A: Portugeese! 

Joke 64

Q: What kind of photos do teeth take? 

A: Toothpics! 

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Joke 65

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems? 

A: They have all the solutions. 

Joke 66

Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? 

A: A father-in-law. 

Joke 67

Q: When would girls want a man’s company?

A: When he owns it.

Joke 68

Q: Why shouldn’t you trust Atoms? 

A: Because they make up everything. 

Joke 69

Q: Why did the doctor quit his business only after a month? 

A: Because he didn’t have enough patience. 

Joke 70

Q: Why are entrepreneurs inspired by track runners? 

A: They get over every hurdle in their way. 

Joke 71

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Joke 72

Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Joke 73

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

A: It’s okay. He woke up.

Joke 74

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!

Joke 75

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: “You’re too young to smoke.”

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