200 Best Clean Jokes

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Joke 1

Q. What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?

A. Diarrhoea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.

Joke 2

Q: What’s the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

A: A knife has a point.

Joke 3

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Joke 4

Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

A: They never stop to ask directions.

Joke 5

Q: Why doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job?

A: He still ends up with the same boss.

Joke 6

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

Joke 7

Q: Why did God create man before woman?

A: He didn’t want any advice.

Joke 8

Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: Because he heard time flies. 

Joke 9

Q: Can February march? 

A: No, but April may. 

Joke 10

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? 

A: Because the rest of the days are Weakdays. 

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Joke 11

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A. A battery has a positive side.

Joke 12

Q: Why are women like clouds?

A: Eventually they go away and it’s a good day.

Joke 13

Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?

A: Wrong.

Joke 14

Q. What does a house wear?

A. Address.

Joke 15

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? 

A: Four guys watching a football game.

Joke 16

Q: Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed? 

A: She wanted to see how long she slept. 

Joke 17

Q: “Dad, are you all right?” 

A: “No, I’m half left and half right.” 

Joke 18

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed’?

A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Joke 19

Q: How Is a man like a used car?

A: Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!

Joke 20

Q. What do you call an American Bee?

A: A USB.

Joke 21

Q. Which table fits in the fridge?

A. VegeTABLE.

Joke 22

Q: What book do women like the most?

A: This is “Their husband’s chequebook!”

Joke 23

Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go Prom Night? 

A: Because they have no body to go with. 

Joke 24

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? 

A: “Between you and me, something smells.” 

Joke 25

Q. Which bus never drove any street?

A. The globus.

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