Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Mama is so fat, she gets group insurance!
Yo Mama is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt to the beach, and a helicopter landed on her!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo Mama is so tall, she tripped in New York and hit her head in Washington DC.
Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo Mama is so fat, she shows up on a Satellite Weather Map.
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Mama is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!
Yo Mama is so fat, that some kids stole her pants from the rope, thinking that it was a tent.
Yo Mama is so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the “Under 18 not permitted” sign, she left to get 17 of her friends.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo Mama’s glasses are so thick, that when she looks at a map, she can see the people waving.
Yo Mama is so fat, she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama is so fat, her belly-button’s got an echo.
Yo Mama is so old, she still owes Moses a quarter!
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to an empty restaurant, the manager told her, “Sorry Ma’am Maximum occupancy is only 400”.
Yo Mama is so fat she’s got her personal area code.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mama is so fat, she was born on the 7th, 8th and 9th of January.
Yo Mama is so fat, she’s taller laying down than she is standing up.
Yo Mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo Mama is so fat, she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in the sky.
Yo Mama is like McDonald’s, she has a drive-through and a sign saying – “Over 40 Billion Served”.