Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Joke 126

Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Joke 127

Yo Mama is so fat, she gets group insurance!

Joke 128

Yo Mama is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt to the beach, and a helicopter landed on her!

Joke 129

Yo Mama is so dumb, she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Joke 130

Yo Mama is so tall, she tripped in New York and hit her head in Washington DC.

Joke 131

Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Joke 132

Yo Mama is so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Joke 133

Yo Mama is so fat, she shows up on a Satellite Weather Map.

Joke 134

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

Joke 135

Yo Mama is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!

Joke 136

Yo Mama is so fat, that some kids stole her pants from the rope, thinking that it was a tent.

Joke 137

Yo Mama is so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the “Under 18 not permitted” sign, she left to get 17 of her friends.

Joke 138

Yo Mama is so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

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Joke 139

Yo Mama’s glasses are so thick, that when she looks at a map, she can see the people waving.

Joke 140

Yo Mama is so fat, she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Joke 141

Yo Mama is so fat, her belly-button’s got an echo.

Joke 142

Yo Mama is so old, she still owes Moses a quarter!

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Joke 143

Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to an empty restaurant, the manager told her, “Sorry Ma’am Maximum occupancy is only 400”.

Joke 144

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got her personal area code.

Joke 145

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Joke 146

Yo Mama is so fat, she was born on the 7th, 8th and 9th of January.

Joke 147

Yo Mama is so fat, she’s taller laying down than she is standing up.

Joke 148

Yo Mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!

Joke 149

Yo Mama is so fat, she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in the sky.

Joke 150

Yo Mama is like McDonald’s, she has a drive-through and a sign saying – “Over 40 Billion Served”.


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