Yo Mama is so dumb, when she saw the “Theatres Left” sign, she went home.
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo Mama is so nasty, I telephoned her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We Are Family.”
Yo Mama is so ugly, mirrors look the other way when she goes by.
Yo Mama is so evil, the stole out a soul from the Devil.
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Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the eye doctor because her iPhone was not working.
Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo Mama is so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mama is so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mama is so tall, when she skipped a rope, she hit her head on the moon.
Yo Mama is so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
Yo Mama is so slow, that she came in the last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo Mama is so fat, she set off the earthquake alarm when she walked by.
Yo mama is so fat, when God said “let there be light” he first said, “get your big ass out of the damn way!”
Yo mama is so skinny, if she turned sideways under the shower she wouldn’t get wet.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Yo Mama is so fat, she has to wear six different watches – One for each time zone.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she had to call the Operator to get the number for 911.
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!
Yo Mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her hands & feet before she goes outside.
Yo Mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired” on it.