Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Joke 101

Yo Mama is so dumb, when she saw the “Theatres Left” sign, she went home.

Joke 102

Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

Joke 103

Yo Mama is so nasty, I telephoned her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Joke 104

Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We Are Family.”

Joke 105

Yo Mama is so ugly, mirrors look the other way when she goes by.

Joke 106

Yo Mama is so evil, the stole out a soul from the Devil.

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Joke 107

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.

Joke 108

Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the eye doctor because her iPhone was not working.

Joke 109

Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Joke 110

Yo Mama is so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Joke 111

Yo Mama is so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Joke 112

Yo Mama is so tall, when she skipped a rope, she hit her head on the moon.

Joke 113

Yo Mama is so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

Joke 114

Yo Mama is so slow, that she came in the last place in a recent snail marathon.

Joke 115

Yo Mama is so fat, she set off the earthquake alarm when she walked by.

Joke 116

Yo mama is so fat, when God said “let there be light” he first said, “get your big ass out of the damn way!”

Joke 117

Yo mama is so skinny, if she turned sideways under the shower she wouldn’t get wet.

Joke 118

Yo Mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

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Joke 119

Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.

Joke 120

Yo Mama is so fat, she has to wear six different watches – One for each time zone.

Joke 121

Yo Mama is so dumb, she had to call the Operator to get the number for 911.

Joke 122

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!

Joke 123

Yo Mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Joke 124

Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her hands & feet before she goes outside.

Joke 125

Yo Mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired” on it.

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