Joke 101
Yo Mama is so dumb, when she saw the “Theatres Left” sign, she went home.
Joke 102
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Joke 103
Yo Mama is so nasty, I telephoned her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Joke 104
Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We Are Family.”
Joke 105
Yo Mama is so ugly, mirrors look the other way when she goes by.
Joke 106
Yo Mama is so evil, the stole out a soul from the Devil.
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Joke 107
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Joke 108
Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the eye doctor because her iPhone was not working.
Joke 109
Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Joke 110
Yo Mama is so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Joke 111
Yo Mama is so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Joke 112
Yo Mama is so tall, when she skipped a rope, she hit her head on the moon.
Joke 113
Yo Mama is so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
Joke 114
Yo Mama is so slow, that she came in the last place in a recent snail marathon.
Joke 115
Yo Mama is so fat, she set off the earthquake alarm when she walked by.
Joke 116
Yo mama is so fat, when God said “let there be light” he first said, “get your big ass out of the damn way!”
Joke 117
Yo mama is so skinny, if she turned sideways under the shower she wouldn’t get wet.
Joke 118
Yo Mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Joke 119
Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Joke 120
Yo Mama is so fat, she has to wear six different watches – One for each time zone.
Joke 121
Yo Mama is so dumb, she had to call the Operator to get the number for 911.
Joke 122
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!
Joke 123
Yo Mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Joke 124
Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her hands & feet before she goes outside.
Joke 125
Yo Mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired” on it.
