Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Joke 76

Yo Mama is so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Joke 77

Yo Mama is so vegan and fat, that she ate a meal and got arrested for Deforestation.

Joke 78

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Joke 79

Yo Mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Joke 80

Yo Mama is so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Joke 81

Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job.

Joke 82

Yo Mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Joke 83

Yo Mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Joke 84

Yo Mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Joke 85

Yo Mama is so poor, the pigeons throw rice at her.

Joke 86

Yo Mama is so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Joke 87

Yo Mama is so old, she was a cleaner at the Last Supper.

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Joke 88

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Joke 89

Yo Mama is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Joke 90

Yo mama is so health-conscious, she boils her toothpaste before using it.

Joke 91

Yo Mama is so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Joke 92

Yo Mama is so old, her social security number is one.

Joke 93

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Joke 94

Yo Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

Joke 95

Yo Mama is so dumb, I saw her complaining to a tree thinking it to be a branch manager.

Joke 96

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Joke 97

Yo Mama is so poor, a beggar from Mumbai wires her money.

Joke 98

Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to McDonald’s to meet Donald Trump.

Joke 99

Yo Mama is so old, her breast milk is actually milk powder.

Joke 100

Yo mama is so American, her birthday song is the National Anthem.

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