Yo Mama is so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo Mama is so vegan and fat, that she ate a meal and got arrested for Deforestation.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo Mama is so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo Mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mama is so poor, the pigeons throw rice at her.
Yo Mama is so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama is so old, she was a cleaner at the Last Supper.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama is so health-conscious, she boils her toothpaste before using it.
Yo Mama is so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo Mama is so old, her social security number is one.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo Mama is so dumb, I saw her complaining to a tree thinking it to be a branch manager.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mama is so poor, a beggar from Mumbai wires her money.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to McDonald’s to meet Donald Trump.
Yo Mama is so old, her breast milk is actually milk powder.
Yo mama is so American, her birthday song is the National Anthem.