Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Joke 51

Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Joke 52

Yo Mama is so fat, you took a picture of her on an empty SD card and it said “Insufficient Memory”.

Joke 53

The Earth used to be flat, until they buried yo Mama.

Joke 54

Yo Mama is so old she knows which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Joke 55

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to eat my iPhone because it had an apple on it!

Joke 56

Yo Mama is so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H-D.

Joke 57

Yo Mama’s head so small, when she got her ear pierced, she died immediately.

Joke 58

Yo Mama is so fat, her belly button arrives home 15 mins before she does.

Joke 59

Yo Mama is so dumb, she downloaded Tinder to buy firewood.

Joke 60

Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she’s forced to wear a seat belt.

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Joke 61

Yo Mamma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.

Joke 62

Yo mamma is so stupid, if a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it’d just keep on walking.

Joke 63

Yo Mamma is so ugly, she ordered a Happy Meal and made it cry.

Joke 64

Yo Mama is so fat, she would fill up the bathtub before running water.

Joke 65

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.

Joke 66

Yo mama is such a ho, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Joke 67

Yo Mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joke 68

Yo Mama is so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree.

Joke 69

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Joke 70

Yo Mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Joke 71

Yo Mama is so old, when it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Joke 72

Yo Mama is so dumb, someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a plastic bag.

Joke 73

Yo Mama is so fat, I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Joke 74

Yo Mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Joke 75

Yo Mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”

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