Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo Mama is so fat, you took a picture of her on an empty SD card and it said “Insufficient Memory”.
The Earth used to be flat, until they buried yo Mama.
Yo Mama is so old she knows which came first, the chicken or the egg.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to eat my iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Mama is so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H-D.
Yo Mama’s head so small, when she got her ear pierced, she died immediately.
Yo Mama is so fat, her belly button arrives home 15 mins before she does.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she downloaded Tinder to buy firewood.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she’s forced to wear a seat belt.
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Yo Mamma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.
Yo mamma is so stupid, if a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it’d just keep on walking.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she ordered a Happy Meal and made it cry.
Yo Mama is so fat, she would fill up the bathtub before running water.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo mama is such a ho, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo Mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo Mama is so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo Mama is so old, when it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.
Yo Mama is so dumb, someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a plastic bag.
Yo Mama is so fat, I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”