Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Joke 26

Yo mamma is so ugly, that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Joke 27

Yo mama is so fat, she got a parking ticket for standing at a  crosswalk.

Joke 28

Yo Mama is so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Joke 29

Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to accountant’s office and stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook Account.

Joke 30

Yo mama is so stupid, that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

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Joke 31

Yo Mama is so fat, her belt size is that the size of the equator.

Joke 32

Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing.

Joke 33

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with Dr Pepper.

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Joke 34

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Joke 35

Yo Mama is so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and people thought she was pregnant.

Joke 36

Yo Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the whole Stock Market drops.

Joke 37

Your mama is so fat, when she steps on the scales her phone number came up.

Joke 38

Yo Mama is so old, she’s got Adam and Eve’s autograph.

Joke 39

Yo Mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 23 pounds.

Joke 40

Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes outside with a yellow raincoat on, people yell, “Taxi – Taxi!”.

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Joke 41

Yo Mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.

Joke 42

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she farted, Global warming started.

Joke 43

Yo Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Joke 44

Yo Mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV, your brother missed 2 episodes!

Joke 45

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she walks into a store, they turn the cameras off.


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Joke 46

Yo Mama is so fat, I can stand on her stomach and high five God.

Joke 47

Yo mama Is So fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.

Joke 48

Yo Mama is so fat, she has a separate sock for each toe.

Joke 49

Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.

Joke 50

Yo Mama is so stupid, when someone said “Disney” she said “No, Dat Knee”

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