Best Yo Mama Jokes

150 Best Yo Mama Jokes

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Joke 1

Yo Mama is so ugly, when you look up”ugly” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her!

Joke 2

Yo Mama is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Joke 3

Yo Mama is so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Joke 4

Yo Mama is so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.

Joke 5

Yo Mama is so fat, she gotta wear pillowcases for socks.

Joke 6

Yo Mama is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joke 7

Yo Mama is so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV She chased after them shouting ‘’wait… wait…you forgot the remote”’.

Joke 8

Yo Mama is so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Joke 9

Yo Mama is so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Joke 10

Yo Mama is so stupid, that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Joke 11

Yo mamma’s so fat, she got hit by a car and said, “Who threw that rock?”

Joke 12

Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange Juice container for half an hour because it said concentrate.

Joke 13

Yo Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for a coffee and a doughnut. 

Joke 14

Yo Mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Joke 15

Yo Mama is so ugly, that when she smiles in the mirror, the reflection

doesn’t smile back.


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Joke 16

Yo Mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Joke 17

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she walks down the street, people say “It’s Halloween already?”

Joke 18

Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Joke 19

Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Joke 20

Yo Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Joke 21

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut complaining it had a hole in it.

Joke 22

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Joke 23

Yo mama is so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention!

Joke 24

Yo Mama is so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

Joke 25

Yo Mama is so fat, she has to buy three aeroplane tickets.

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