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Yo Mama is so ugly, when you look up”ugly” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama is so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo Mama is so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Yo Mama is so fat, she gotta wear pillowcases for socks.
Yo Mama is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo Mama is so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV She chased after them shouting ‘’wait… wait…you forgot the remote”’.
Yo Mama is so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Mama is so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo Mama is so stupid, that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma’s so fat, she got hit by a car and said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange Juice container for half an hour because it said concentrate.
Yo Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for a coffee and a doughnut.
Yo Mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama is so ugly, that when she smiles in the mirror, the reflection
doesn’t smile back.
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Yo Mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she walks down the street, people say “It’s Halloween already?”
Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut complaining it had a hole in it.
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama is so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo Mama is so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama is so fat, she has to buy three aeroplane tickets.