Q: What did the gay rooster say?
Q: What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A: A PDF File.
Q: What do you call two gay Irish men?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q: What do you call a gay midget?
A: A low blow.
Q: What do pimps and farmers have in common?
A: They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Q: How can you tell you’ve had gay burglars?
A: They re-arranged all your furniture and left a note criticizing your curtains.
Q: What did the 2 condoms walking down the street say?
A: “Let’s go into that gay bar and get shitfaced”.
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
Q: How do you know if a police officer is gay?
A: The smell of his moustache.
Q: Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold?
A: Who wants a blowjob from a woman who is shaking with her teeth?
Q: What’s do Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?
A: They both barely cover the asshole.
Q: What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
A: Bus shelters.
Q: What’s red and orange and looks good on hippies?
Q: What do you call a gay scientist?
A: A homogeneous.
Q: What do you get when you cross a gay man and a horse?
A: A unicorn.
Q: What does one gay say to another gay sitting at the bar?
A: “Do you mind if I push in your stool?”
Q: What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A: A liar.
Q: What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: Both are made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
Q: What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?
A: Crib death.
Q: Where do horses go when they get sick?
A: The horse-pital.
Q: Why are Americans sick of martial arts?
A: Because they have Kung Flu.
Q: Do you wanna hear a sick joke?
A: American Healthcare.
Q: What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A: The trash can behind the cancer ward.
Q: Why a gay can’t be a vegetarian?
A: He still eats meat.
Q: Why was his wife sick to the stomach when he told her he put ginger in the curry?
A: Because she really loved that cat.