125 Dark Jokes

Joke 101

Q: What did the gay rooster say?

A: ANYCOCKWILLDOO!

Joke 102

Q: What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A: A PDF File.

Joke 103

Q: What do you call two gay Irish men?

A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Joke 104

Q: What do you call a gay midget?

A: A low blow.

Joke 105

Q: What do pimps and farmers have in common?

A: They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Joke 106

Q: How can you tell you’ve had gay burglars?
A: They re-arranged all your furniture and left a note criticizing your curtains.

Joke 107

Q: What did the 2 condoms walking down the street say?

A: “Let’s go into that gay bar and get shitfaced”.

Joke 108

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?

A: Drinking on the job.

Joke 109

Q: How do you know if a police officer is gay?

A: The smell of his moustache.

Joke 110

Q: Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold?

A: Who wants a blowjob from a woman who is shaking with her teeth?

Joke 111

Q: What’s do Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?

A: They both barely cover the asshole.

Joke 112

Q: What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

A: Bus shelters.

Joke 113

Q: What’s red and orange and looks good on hippies?

A: Fire.

Joke 114

Q: What do you call a gay scientist?

A: A homogeneous.

Joke 115

Q: What do you get when you cross a gay man and a horse?

A: A unicorn.

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Joke 116

Q: What does one gay say to another gay sitting at the bar?

A: “Do you mind if I push in your stool?”

Joke 117

Q: What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?

A: A liar.

Joke 118

Q: What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: Both are made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.

Joke 119

Q: What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?

A: Crib death.

Joke 120

Q: Where do horses go when they get sick?

A: The horse-pital.

Joke 121

Q: Why are Americans sick of martial arts?

A: Because they have Kung Flu.

Joke 122

Q: Do you wanna hear a sick joke?

A: American Healthcare.

Joke 123

Q: What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A: The trash can behind the cancer ward.

Joke 124

Q: Why a gay can’t be a vegetarian?

A: He still eats meat.

Joke 125

Q: Why was his wife sick to the stomach when he told her he put ginger in the curry?

A: Because she really loved that cat.

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