Q: Why did God create gay men?
A: So fat girls could dance.
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: It got mugged.
Q: What do the rabbis do with foreskin after a circumcision?
A: Give it to the gays for chewing gum!
Q: How do you know you’re a homosexual?
A: When you make Justin Bieber look straight.
Q: What starts with the letter “N” and ends with the letter “R” that you can still say to a black man without offending him?
A: Nice to meet your father.
Q: What do you call an old person with really good hearing?
A: Deaf defying.
Q: What’s long and hard and makes women groan?
A: An Ironing Board.
Q: What is the hardest job in the world?
A: Police Sketch Artist in China.
Q: Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: How do they name the Chinese baby’s?
A: They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a gay guy?
A: A snow blower.
Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
Q: Why don’t gays shop at Sports Authority?
A: Because they prefer Dick’s.
Q: How did a father find out his son is gay?
A: Father removed the seat of son’s bike, and his son didn’t complain.
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
A: Mating call.
Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.
Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A: Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Q: Why do so many gay men have moustaches?
A: To hide the stretch marks.
Q: What do ambulances and gay men have in common?
A: They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop.
Q: What do you call a gay couple?
Q: What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?
A: Anno Ying.
Q: Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?
A: Because he can’t do stand up.
Q: What’s the motto of the Greek army?
A: Never leave your buddy’s behind.
Q: How does a gay man fake a pleasure climax?
A: He spits on his partners back.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.