125 Dark Jokes

Joke 76

Q: Why did God create gay men?

A: So fat girls could dance.

Joke 77

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?

A: It got mugged.

Joke 78

Q: What do the rabbis do with foreskin after a circumcision?

A: Give it to the gays for chewing gum!

Joke 79

Q: How do you know you’re a homosexual?

A: When you make Justin Bieber look straight.

Joke 80

Q: What starts with the letter “N” and ends with the letter “R” that you can still say to a black man without offending him?

A: Nice to meet your father.

Joke 81

Q: What do you call an old person with really good hearing?

A: Deaf defying.

Joke 82

Q: What’s long and hard and makes women groan?

A: An Ironing Board.

Joke 83

Q: What is the hardest job in the world?

A: Police Sketch Artist in China.

Joke 84

Q: Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph?

A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Joke 85

Q: How do they name the Chinese baby’s?

A: They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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Joke 86

Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a gay guy?

A: A snow blower.

Joke 87

Q: How do you say homosexual in Jewish?

A: Heblew.

Joke 88

Q: Why don’t gays shop at Sports Authority?

A: Because they prefer Dick’s.

Joke 89

Q: How did a father find out his son is gay?

A: Father removed the seat of son’s bike, and his son didn’t complain.

Joke 90

Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?

A: Mating call.

Joke 91

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?

A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

Joke 92

Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?

A: Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

Joke 93

Q: Why do so many gay men have moustaches?

A: To hide the stretch marks.

Joke 94

Q: What do ambulances and gay men have in common?

A: They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop.

Joke 95

Q: What do you call a gay couple?


Joke 96

Q: What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?

A: Anno Ying.

Joke 97

Q: Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

A: Because he can’t do stand up.

Joke 98

Q: What’s the motto of the Greek army?

A: Never leave your buddy’s behind.

Joke 99

Q: How does a gay man fake a pleasure climax?

A: He spits on his partners back.

Joke 100

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?

A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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