Q: What is a black person’s favourite vegetable?
A: Coloured greens.
Q: How did the Samoan climb the tree?
A: He didn’t. He scared the limbs out of it.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: Why are the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies?
A: Because they’re always so twisted.
Q: What’s a good example of hypocrisy?
A: When you fuck your son’s mother it’s okay, but when your son fucks your mother then it’s bad…..
Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
A: Because they have no-body to go with.
Q: Why do vampires seem sick?
A: They’re always coffin. (Coughing)
Q: How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?
A: The blind start reading your face.
Q: Why are friends a lot like snow?
A: If you pee on them, they disappear.
Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain-linked fences.
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What do a fat lady and concrete have in common?
A: They both have been laid by Mexicans.
Q: What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
A: Hop in.
Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What did a daughter say when her father gave her a bag in Iraq?
A: She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”
Q: What’s the worst example of persistence?
A: If at first, you don’t succeed at skydiving… Don’t give up.
Q: What’s a Jewish dilemma?
A: Free pork.
Q: How did God make people after reaching to China?
A: Copy paste, copy-paste, copy-paste.
Q: What is the most common crime in China?
A: Identity Fraud.
Q: Why is kidnapping okay at school?
A: Because it’s normal for kids to fall asleep.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: What has two butts and kills people?
A: An assassin.
Q: Why can’t you listen to Chinese jokes?
A: Because they are all the same.
Q: Where do you call a town full of homosexuals?
A: A Gayborhood.
Q: What’s the favourite dialogue of “Chinese Godfather”?
A: “I will give him an offer he can’t understand”.