125 Dark Jokes

Joke 51

Q: What is a black person’s favourite vegetable?

A: Coloured greens.

Joke 52

Q: How did the Samoan climb the tree? 

A: He didn’t. He scared the limbs out of it.

Joke 53

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? 

A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

Joke 54

Q: Why are the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies?

A: Because they’re always so twisted.

Joke 55

Q: What’s a good example of hypocrisy?

A: When you fuck your son’s mother it’s okay, but when your son fucks your mother then it’s bad…..

Joke 56

Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? 

A: Because they have no-body to go with.

Joke 57

Q: Why do vampires seem sick? 

A: They’re always coffin. (Coughing)

Joke 58

Q: How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

A: The blind start reading your face.

Joke 59

Q: Why are friends a lot like snow? 

A: If you pee on them, they disappear.

Joke 60

Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?

A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain-linked fences.

Joke 61

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

Joke 62

Q: What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? 

A: They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Joke 63

Q: What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

A: Hop in.

Joke 64

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

A: He saw his gas bill.

Joke 65

Q: What did a daughter say when her father gave her a bag in Iraq?

A: She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”

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Joke 66

Q: What’s the worst example of persistence?

A: If at first, you don’t succeed at skydiving… Don’t give up.

Joke 67

Q: What’s a Jewish dilemma?

A: Free pork.

Joke 68

Q: How did God make people after reaching to China?

A: Copy paste, copy-paste, copy-paste.

Joke 69

Q: What is the most common crime in China?

A: Identity Fraud.

Joke 70

Q: Why is kidnapping okay at school?

A: Because it’s normal for kids to fall asleep.

Joke 71

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: Keep the tip.

Joke 72

Q: What has two butts and kills people?

A: An assassin.

Joke 73

Q: Why can’t you listen to Chinese jokes?

A: Because they are all the same.

Joke 74

Q: Where do you call a town full of homosexuals?

A: A Gayborhood.

Joke 75

Q: What’s the favourite dialogue of “Chinese Godfather”?

A: “I will give him an offer he can’t understand”.

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