125 Dark Jokes

Joke 26

Q: What is the obvious sign of inflation? 
A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Joke 27

Q: What do you call an angry white person?

A: Salty Cracker.

Joke 28

Q: How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? 

A: Put Velcro on the ceiling. 

Q: How do you get them down? 

A: Tell the Mexican kids it’s a piñata.

Joke 29

Q: What’s very wrong and still 9 out of 10 people consider to be a great time?

A: Gang rape.

Joke 30

Q: What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?

A: Grand Theft Auto.

Joke 31

Q: What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?

A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

Joke 32

Q: What’s the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? 

A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable whereas Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Joke 33

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan VS Juan.

Joke 34

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?

A: An avalanche.

Joke 35

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

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Joke 36

Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?

A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Joke 37

Q: Why don’t the gays ever achieve anything without years and years of trying?

A: They spend too much time moderating.

Joke 38

Q: Did you know how I saved a woman from being raped today?

A: It just took a lot of self-control.

Joke 39

Q: What did Hitler tell the Frooti company?

A: Stop making Jews. (Juice)

Joke 40

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball? 

A: They don’t know where home is.

Joke 41

Q: What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl?

A: Garbage gets picked up.

Joke 42

Q: When does “I’m Sorry” and “I apologize” means different?

A: When you are at a funeral.

Joke 43

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth? 

A: A brick.

Joke 44

Q: Why are dying people crazy?

A: The cemetery is overcrowded and they keep dying to get in.

Joke 45

Q: What’s the difference between a feminist and a terrorist..?

A: The terrorist actually accomplishes something when it gets triggered.

Joke 46

Q: What did Siri do when you asked: “Siri, why am I still single?!” 

A: Activated front camera.

Joke 47

Q: Why did the old man fall in the well? 

A: Because he couldn’t see that well.

Joke 48

Q: What did the man who committed suicide text his girlfriend before dying?

A: Please don’t leave me hanging.

Joke 49

Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost?

A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Joke 50

Q: Why do orphans hate restaurants?

A: Because they are confused about whether they can eat at a family restaurant.

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