Q: What is the obvious sign of inflation?
A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
Q: What do you call an angry white person?
A: Salty Cracker.
Q: How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get them down?
A: Tell the Mexican kids it’s a piñata.
Q: What’s very wrong and still 9 out of 10 people consider to be a great time?
A: Gang rape.
Q: What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
Q: What’s the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus?
A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable whereas Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan VS Juan.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
Q: Why don’t the gays ever achieve anything without years and years of trying?
A: They spend too much time moderating.
Q: Did you know how I saved a woman from being raped today?
A: It just took a lot of self-control.
Q: What did Hitler tell the Frooti company?
A: Stop making Jews. (Juice)
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t know where home is.
Q: What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl?
A: Garbage gets picked up.
Q: When does “I’m Sorry” and “I apologize” means different?
A: When you are at a funeral.
Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
Q: Why are dying people crazy?
A: The cemetery is overcrowded and they keep dying to get in.
Q: What’s the difference between a feminist and a terrorist..?
A: The terrorist actually accomplishes something when it gets triggered.
Q: What did Siri do when you asked: “Siri, why am I still single?!”
A: Activated front camera.
Q: Why did the old man fall in the well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well.
Q: What did the man who committed suicide text his girlfriend before dying?
A: Please don’t leave me hanging.
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!
Q: Why do orphans hate restaurants?
A: Because they are confused about whether they can eat at a family restaurant.