125 Dark Jokes

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Joke 1

Q: Why is there no Mexican olympics?

A: Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

Joke 2

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet?

A: A Jew with a coupon.

Joke 3

Q: What is the difference between a Pizza and a polish Hooker?
A: You can get the Pizza without fungi.

Joke 4

Q: What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends?

A: A shepherd.

Joke 5

Q: Why can’t Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Joke 6

Q: Why are all black people fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

Joke 7

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A: A Pilot, you racist.

Joke 8

Q: What did the Indian prostitute say to her client they finished having sex?
A: “Thank you cum again”.

Joke 9

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favourite sport?

A: Cross-country.

Joke 10

Q: Why do Jews watch porn backwards?

A: Because their favourite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

Joke 11

Q: Why should you never trust your ears when taking to Chinese?

A: I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Joke 12

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? 

A: When the generals would yell, “Get down!” they would all start dancing.

Joke 13

Q: Why do Jewish people love air?

A: Because it’s free.

Joke 14

Q: Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there is a Target on every corner.

Joke 15

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?

A: A Kit Kat.

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Joke 16

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person? 

A: Put floss over their eyes.

Joke 17

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto.

Joke 18

Q: Why do Canadian’s best style be Doggystyle? 

A: So they can both watch the hockey game.

Joke 19

Q: What’s the first thing you should do after raping a deaf girl?

A: Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Joke 20

Q(a): What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

A(a): A mudslide.

Q(b): What do you call black people running down a hill?

A(b): A jail break.

Joke 21

Q: Why do Asians hate football? 

A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

Joke 22

Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A: Cracker with cheese.

Joke 23

Q: What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

Joke 24

Q: What’s the difference between an Italian Mother & Jewish Mother?

A: An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill myself.”

Joke 25

Q: How are black people and tornadoes the same? 
A: It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood.

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